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*applause*

Jim Carrey: *mouths 'thank you' *

Letterman: wow....!!! -- How are ya?

Jim Carrey: NEW YORK CITY!!
*Letterman laughs*
Jim Carrey: *southern accent* I don't get to come to the big hound very often..!

Letterman: You haven't been here in a while --
                Jim Carrey: *southern accent* -- I like it. *pause* Especially that port auth...
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